The Official Pirate Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
The Official Pirate Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about pirates, REAL PIRATES. This site is awesome. My name is Beep and I can't stop thinking about pirates. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Pirates are mammals.Weapons and gear:
Testimonial:
Pirates can kill anyone they want! Pirates make people walk the plank ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this pirate who was drinking rum at a tavern. And when some dude dropped a spoon the pirate keelhauled the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a pirate totally unload his flintlock on some cabin boy just because the cabin boy opened a porthole.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that pirates have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will slice your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Pirates are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Pirates are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start sailing lessons next year. I love pirates with all of my body (including my hoo hah).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about pirates?
A: Pirates are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, pirates emancipate slaves and are honor-bound by pirate code.
Q: I heard that pirates are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, pirates can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do pirates do when they're not flogging mutineers or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent plundering and pillaging, but sometime they smuggle. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
